ABOUT

Hi I'm Jorden!

Status: Hopeless Romantic/ Poet

21, Charlotte, NC.

This is a blog that simply reflects my thoughts and feelings.Stuff that agrees with my mojo: Alcohol-Lava Lamps-Anime:(Pokemon, Bleach, One Piece)-vinyl-Nirvana-Pink Floyd-Ozzy-depression-social anxiety-life and death Snapchat: EnigmaStigma

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Thursday, July 31, 2014 with 1,886 notes
Thursday, July 31, 2014 with 119,608 notes
sarahseeandersen:

This comic not only follows my actual work out routine, but represents my stamina and motivation during school in general.
sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.
otterlogic:

UNACCEPTABLE.

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 with 1,167 notes
Wednesday, July 30, 2014 with 162,124 notes

unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

Wednesday, July 30, 2014 with 188,046 notes
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